Trollswap

Kinja'd!!! "Joe_Limon" (Joe_Limon)
09/18/2013 at 17:34 • Filed to: None

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What is the biggest troll engine swap you can imagine? I'm imagining a cummins prius.

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Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 17:37

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A Mustang with a Hybrid4 drivetrain (French, diesel/electric hybrid, AWD)

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Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 17:38

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Nah, Prius motor in a 70' BOSS Mustang.


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > duurtlang
09/18/2013 at 17:38

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Ahh, a made for europe speciale!


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 17:39

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Camry V6 in a Lotus...oh wait :/


Kinja'd!!! sloPro > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 17:40

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/thread, i think u nailed it.


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 17:42

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This is too much fun.... VW 2.slow in a GTR


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 17:42

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a 1.8L Corolla engine in a Ford Excursion.


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > Tom McParland
09/18/2013 at 17:45

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Hmmm... it would bother me more, but... would a Prius owner be more upset then a Boss mustang owner? I think they are pretty comparable.


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > Nibby
09/18/2013 at 17:46

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I'm already lurching my head forward awaiting the eventual acceleration.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 17:48

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0-60 in 2 lifespans!


Kinja'd!!! Mailbox Cancer > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 17:49

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That would be:

A 300cc Vespa motor in a Veyron.

A Veyron W16 under a Vespa.

A wood-fired coal engine in a Prius.

A prius motor that powers an outdated 1890's coal mining crane.

Wrap your heads around all of that.


Kinja'd!!! pdthedeuce > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 17:57

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how bout a turbo Nissan motor in a classic Mustang...wait..

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 17:58

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Rotary Mustang. Keep sticking your V8s in our FDs ehh? Well we'll show you! Don't feel so good now, does it!?


Kinja'd!!! Tom McParland > Mailbox Cancer
09/18/2013 at 18:01

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How about an old timey steam engine in the newest S-class?


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Tom McParland
09/18/2013 at 18:02

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Oh OOOoooh I know! A GTR motor and drive train in a Ju...

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...nevermind. :/


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 18:07

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This.

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Inside of this. Fastest classic supercar no more! You will of course get murdered for your heresy, and with your three cylinder diesel F1, you won't even be able to run away...but the lolz man. The LOLZ


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Kiwi Zorro > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 18:09

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Most trollish engine swap? * rubs chin * Oh! Replace the engine with huge grade N52 magnets. Say hello to clean emissions! :D


Kinja'd!!! Joe_Limon > PS9
09/18/2013 at 18:18

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I can imagine the glory.

1. Dude walks down the street when out of the corner of his eye is spots this magnificent orange/yellow beast.
2. Dude excitedly runs of to the beast to talk to the owner, 30 seconds into admiring the car he glances into the engine bay and instantly notices somethings amiss.
3. Owner excitedly opens the engine bay to show off his pride an joy.
4. Dude stands dumbfounded, a little interested, he asks how expensive this kit car was to build.
5. Proud owner gladly declares that it was a mint (<100km example), and pulls out his ipad showing off pics of the swap. The last picture in the slide is an anonymous beast of an engine thrown into a scrap metal bin.
6. Dude stands silent for a whole minute before wiping a single tear from his eye.


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > sloPro
09/18/2013 at 18:18

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#seconded.


Kinja'd!!! Union of Smog Techs of CA > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 19:43

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Basically taking any LSx out of what it came from and putting in...well anything should piss them off as long as it's smaller displacement and foreign.

4 Rotor Corvette, hell make that a midengine vette, bolt the 4rotor to the transaxle in a C5.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 19:53

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e30 m3 <=> original nsx

honda and bmw fanboys are among the most sensitive regarding thinking nobody else makes a better motor.


Kinja'd!!! FelixScout > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 20:04

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Rolls Royce Merlin 45 into a Hillman Imp.


Kinja'd!!! Somethingwittyer likes noisy > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 20:08

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2JZ in any GT-R

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LS9 in a Ford GT

Any smallblock in an Mustang

Renesis Rotary in S2000s (You can piss off two fanbases in one car!)

6.4 Hemi in a Camaro

Viper V10 "Pinnacle" in an AMG sedan (suck it Dalmer!). Thinking about it, pretty much any American V8 that can match the power levels of the previous engine works.

Ferrari V8 in a bro-dude rolling coal esc truck (where's the torque man!).

I'd like to add more but I want to be somewhat productive tonight.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Supreme Kiwi Zorro
09/18/2013 at 20:09

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I love free perpetual motion solutions!


Kinja'd!!! SuperChargerHeaven Live in USA > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 21:15

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Ford V8 in a Ferrari.


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 22:21

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I think your title suggestion is perfect. Call it "pri-cum"


Kinja'd!!! JasonStern911 > Joe_Limon
09/18/2013 at 23:44

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A reliable piston engine in an RX-3/7/8. After all, rotary powered cars aren't meant to be driven - they're meant to be towed.


Kinja'd!!! PhiLOL (slowcarSLOW-MPGlol) > PS9
09/20/2013 at 13:59

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I chuckled.


Kinja'd!!! RSanthony > Joe_Limon
09/22/2013 at 07:27

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Cummins 5L diesel V8 into... a Honda S2000.

VTEC crowd would choke a mean one!


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09/23/2013 at 09:38

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